0 00:00:06,552 --> 00:00:08,952 These kids have got to be more sensitive to these bills. 1 00:00:09,021 --> 00:00:11,922 I mean, look at them, they're... Out of sight. 2 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:15,426 - Philip, stop looking at my chest. - I'm sorry, honey. 3 00:00:15,861 --> 00:00:17,954 It's just that ever since you've been pregnant... 4 00:00:18,196 --> 00:00:19,959 they're back. 5 00:00:21,366 --> 00:00:23,926 Is that all I am to you is a bustline? 6 00:00:25,771 --> 00:00:27,864 I'm sorry. Did you say something, honey? 7 00:00:30,809 --> 00:00:32,470 - Hey, morning, y'all. - Hey, baby. 8 00:00:32,544 --> 00:00:34,774 Hey, check this out, Aunt Viv. 9 00:00:36,648 --> 00:00:37,876 What are you doing? 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:41,647 I learned in biology class that, you know, babies can respond to music... 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:42,914 while they still in the womb. 12 00:00:42,988 --> 00:00:44,717 Y ou know, like when you was carrying Carlton... 13 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:47,088 you kept listening to /t's a Sma// Wor/d After A//? 14 00:00:47,593 --> 00:00:49,424 Oh, the baby's kicking. Who's that singing? 15 00:00:49,494 --> 00:00:51,189 Just a little Heavy D for Heavy V. 16 00:00:51,797 --> 00:00:55,096 Will, it's bad enough you have an influence on Ashley. 17 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,566 Hands off the fetus. 18 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,498 All right, look, well, come on, can we at least make the kid be righteous? 19 00:01:01,573 --> 00:01:04,041 Y ou know, like let him have an African name like... 20 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:05,440 Brother Outaphilia. 21 00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:09,477 Oh, hey, check it out, I got him a gift. 22 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:14,976 Little itty-bitty X cap. 23 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:18,552 Little teeny-weeny Doc Martens. 24 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:20,820 Too cool for pre-school, right? 25 00:01:21,627 --> 00:01:24,152 Will, honey, why all this sudden interest in the baby? 26 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:26,488 Well, I mean... 27 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:29,392 I've been able to save Ashley, but... 28 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:31,368 as far as your other two kids... 29 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:33,927 Let's just say they a couple of wings short of a bucket. 30 00:01:35,407 --> 00:01:38,968 Just one minute, there is nothing wrong with Hilary and Carlton. 31 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,069 Daddy, how do you expect me to support myself... 32 00:01:41,146 --> 00:01:43,273 if you don't increase your credit card limit. 33 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:47,708 Dad, I decided to throw caution to the wind. 34 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,014 V-neck! 35 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:55,084 Coincidence? I think not. 36 00:01:56,194 --> 00:01:57,456 Allow me. 37 00:03:14,372 --> 00:03:17,569 - Dad, I'd like to try something out on you. - Carlton, please. 38 00:03:17,642 --> 00:03:20,270 Do I have to sit through your Urkel impression again? 39 00:03:21,179 --> 00:03:24,444 Maybe later, but right now I've been reading this book on negotiating... 40 00:03:24,516 --> 00:03:26,677 - and I'd like to practice my technique. - No. 41 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:31,548 I'm gonna look you straight in the eye and ask you again. 42 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,652 No, and get some Binaca. 43 00:03:39,731 --> 00:03:41,699 Come on, big guy, work with me. 44 00:03:43,101 --> 00:03:44,966 I'd like a raise in my allowance. 45 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:48,929 - All right, how much? - $75,000. 46 00:03:50,442 --> 00:03:53,206 - Are you insane? - The book says start high. 47 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:54,677 And obviously you are. 48 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:59,375 - I'll give you $3 more a week. - Gee, thanks, Dad. 49 00:03:59,451 --> 00:04:01,578 Now I can stop taking money from your wallet. 50 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:06,148 Sorry, Margo, I can't make the Neiman sale. 51 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:09,990 No, now that I'm living on my own I have to do my own grocery shopping. 52 00:04:10,662 --> 00:04:13,222 I know. Okay, bye. 53 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:16,567 Hilary, honey, I'm really proud of you. 54 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:18,728 I don't think you've ever gone grocery shopping. 55 00:04:18,804 --> 00:04:21,534 Well, I guess it's time I spread my wings. 56 00:04:37,756 --> 00:04:40,088 This is the last time I shop here for fruit. 57 00:04:43,061 --> 00:04:45,996 Oh, that's okay, Daddy. Y ou don't have to carry it, I'm a big girl. 58 00:04:54,739 --> 00:04:57,230 Let go, Daddy. Do your own shopping. 59 00:04:58,376 --> 00:05:01,709 Dad, if you'd put a bell around her neck we'd at least know when she was coming. 60 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,748 - Shut up, Carlton. - Okey-dokey. 61 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:08,950 Hilary, you're a 23-year-old woman living in your parents' pool house. 62 00:05:09,087 --> 00:05:10,918 Y ou haven't had a job in over two months. 63 00:05:10,989 --> 00:05:13,890 - What do you have to say for yourself? - I'm not pregnant. 64 00:05:15,861 --> 00:05:16,885 Honey... 65 00:05:17,596 --> 00:05:18,824 Sweetheart... 66 00:05:19,831 --> 00:05:21,822 I don't want to be too hard on you. 67 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,531 The hell I don't. Get a job. 68 00:05:26,071 --> 00:05:28,471 Why don't you just beat me with a wire hanger? 69 00:05:30,575 --> 00:05:32,338 Y o, yo, my posse, check it out. 70 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:35,846 In less than five minutes, yours truly is going to be on the 6:00 news. 71 00:05:35,914 --> 00:05:37,279 And without handcuffs. 72 00:05:38,283 --> 00:05:41,013 What, they use the old choke hold? This I got to see. 73 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:44,050 No, no, it was a peaceful protest. 74 00:05:44,489 --> 00:05:46,320 Would even made Gandhi proud. 75 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:49,253 Y ou know, except we went out for burgers afterwards. 76 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,822 Well, what were you protesting, Will? 77 00:05:53,899 --> 00:05:56,766 Well, you know, the city wants to tear down the rec center on Pico... 78 00:05:56,835 --> 00:05:58,769 so a couple of us got together, started a petition. 79 00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:01,362 Y ou know, we get enough signatures, we might be able to save it. 80 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:03,498 So, when did you become so socially conscious? 81 00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:07,102 Well, you know, I play ball down there, and plus it's good for the community. 82 00:06:09,414 --> 00:06:11,541 And there's also this girl down there on the swim team. 83 00:06:11,616 --> 00:06:13,243 She teaching me the breaststroke. 84 00:06:18,123 --> 00:06:20,353 Come on, you guys, the news is starting. 85 00:06:20,892 --> 00:06:22,052 - Tear it down. - Save the rec. 86 00:06:24,796 --> 00:06:27,788 - Save the rec. - Tear it down. 87 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,030 /'m standing outside the LA Recreationa/ Center on Pico Bou/evard. 88 00:06:33,238 --> 00:06:36,867 The peop/e you see behind me a// have one thing in common. 89 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:38,573 Y eah, polyester. 90 00:06:41,479 --> 00:06:45,313 Except for that guy holding the microphone. He's kind of cute. 91 00:06:45,383 --> 00:06:47,180 I wonder why I've never seen him before. 92 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:50,312 Probably 'cause this is the news and he's never been on Studs. 93 00:06:52,524 --> 00:06:55,322 Doesn't matter. He wouldn't be interested in me anyway. 94 00:06:55,527 --> 00:06:58,189 I have no job. I have no self-esteem. 95 00:06:58,997 --> 00:07:01,056 - I'm nobody. - Shut up! 96 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:04,797 We're trying to hear the TV. 97 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:11,742 This p/ace is a magnet for urban decay. /'ve been mugged here twice. 98 00:07:12,243 --> 00:07:14,404 / say tear the sucker down. 99 00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:20,912 Of course, not everyone fe/t the same way. 100 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:22,819 Here we go, here we go. 101 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:26,651 /'m for the rec center because that's where / do most of my rec centering. 102 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:30,421 And when /'m not down with R-E-C, /'m down with R-A-P. 103 00:07:31,663 --> 00:07:34,154 When / got home /ate from the grocery store 104 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:36,291 Mama said, "Lock him out!" 105 00:07:36,634 --> 00:07:40,593 Now / know why Pops had to go 'Cause Mama is way whacked out! 106 00:07:41,239 --> 00:07:43,207 Mama is way whacked out! 107 00:07:46,211 --> 00:07:47,678 Good /uck, homey. 108 00:07:48,646 --> 00:07:50,409 I don't believe that mess. 109 00:07:50,482 --> 00:07:54,043 Y ou know, it's the same thing every time they interview a black person on TV. 110 00:07:54,119 --> 00:07:55,746 They either singing or dancing. 111 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,687 And they got curlers in their head or out of activator. 112 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:01,417 Y ou know, Will, that really makes you think. 113 00:08:02,594 --> 00:08:03,891 What's activator? 114 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:07,728 Come on, man, you saw that story. I mean, that ain't fair! 115 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:09,625 Life isn't fair, Will. 116 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:12,736 I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? 117 00:08:14,139 --> 00:08:17,802 Or is it fair that the coyote still can't catch the roadrunner? 118 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:22,244 Or how about Roger Rabbit? How did he get a babe like that? 119 00:08:26,718 --> 00:08:29,710 Y ou know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. 120 00:08:29,788 --> 00:08:33,155 Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be shorter than your arms. 121 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,827 Hey, good morning. 122 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,336 Hi, Carla, any calls? 123 00:08:46,404 --> 00:08:49,464 Just another Ionely white woman wanting to sleep with you. 124 00:08:49,974 --> 00:08:51,965 Carla, that is very unprofessional. 125 00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:54,841 - Besides, how do you know she's white? - She's my mother. 126 00:08:58,683 --> 00:08:59,945 Oh, forget it, Will. 127 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:03,181 Trevor's not gonna be interested in some unemployed freeloader. 128 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:07,715 Now, come on, Hil, look, your job is not your identity. 129 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:10,124 I mean, you got a lot of other things going for you. 130 00:09:10,195 --> 00:09:13,164 - Like what? - Well, like the fact that you're... 131 00:09:13,998 --> 00:09:15,989 Well, well, you know that you're... 132 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:19,525 y our hat always matches your shoes. 133 00:09:21,339 --> 00:09:23,330 Talk about missing the obvious. 134 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,509 Thanks, Will. 135 00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:31,847 Excuse me, miss... 136 00:09:31,916 --> 00:09:34,908 last night this station did the crazy hatchet job on the rec center... 137 00:09:34,986 --> 00:09:37,386 and I want to talk to somebody about it right now. 138 00:09:37,455 --> 00:09:41,357 That would be our producer, Howard, but he doesn't talk to the viewing public. 139 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:44,286 It causes his ulcer to bleed. 140 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:48,525 Howard, there's someone here to see you. 141 00:09:50,802 --> 00:09:52,770 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 142 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:55,670 - Oh, God. - What? 143 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:56,729 There's Trevor. 144 00:10:00,645 --> 00:10:01,737 Oops! 145 00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:07,141 I dropped my wallet. Could you get that for me, please? 146 00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:11,052 Look, if your horny friend wants to meet Trevor, he's down the hall to the right. 147 00:10:13,825 --> 00:10:16,419 But you'll have to fight my mother for him. 148 00:10:16,494 --> 00:10:17,586 Okay. 149 00:10:21,566 --> 00:10:24,228 - Somebody here to see me, Carla? - An angry viewer. 150 00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:26,964 I'm going to lunch. See you tomorrow. 151 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,876 Look, kid, I've got an emergency here. I've got to find a new weather man. 152 00:10:32,944 --> 00:10:35,572 Whoa, look, I just need 30 seconds on the air... 153 00:10:35,647 --> 00:10:38,172 to talk about why the rec center shouldn't be torn down. 154 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,078 Ethnic is definitely a way to go. 155 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,044 Y o, come on, man, look, this ain't about color. 156 00:10:44,122 --> 00:10:47,023 Look, I ain't just some young rapper trying to get on TV, man. 157 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:48,490 Great legs. 158 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:53,526 Thanks a lot, man. Hey, but, look, I ain't dancing either. 159 00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:56,795 - Come on, this is serious. - Look, kid, I gotta run. 160 00:10:57,502 --> 00:11:00,062 All right, look, I'll dance, just no tap, all right? 161 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:01,799 Maybe Mike here can help you. 162 00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:04,535 Look. Mike, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 163 00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:06,474 I need 30 seconds on the air to talk about... 164 00:11:06,544 --> 00:11:09,035 why the rec center shouldn't be torn down. Can you help me? 165 00:11:09,113 --> 00:11:13,072 I'm 60 and I'm pushing a mail cart. Do I look like I can help you? 166 00:11:17,188 --> 00:11:20,487 Excuse me. I'm Howard, the producer of News and Action. 167 00:11:20,692 --> 00:11:23,160 - Could you do that again? - Do what? 168 00:11:23,261 --> 00:11:26,992 Stand like you were before on your toes. Only this time I'd like you to point. 169 00:11:32,203 --> 00:11:33,602 Incredible! 170 00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:35,671 How would you like to be a weather girl? 171 00:11:36,774 --> 00:11:38,639 I don't know the first thing about weather. 172 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:40,143 Sure you do. 173 00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:43,647 - What happens when it rains? - Y ou send Geoffrey out to get the car. 174 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:46,409 Hey, yo, man. 175 00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,816 Look, I don't appreciate being played off like this, right? 176 00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:51,684 This is 'cause I'm black, right? That's why you won't put me on the air. 177 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:53,246 Look, I'm on to your little scheme... 178 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:56,487 and that one black anchor you got just ain't gonna cut it. 179 00:11:56,961 --> 00:12:00,328 That's why I'm making her our new weather girl. 180 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,261 I love a screamer. 181 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:10,369 Oh, Will, this is all thanks to you. I owe you big time. 182 00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:13,239 No, Hil, this is great. Now you can put me on the air. 183 00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:15,711 Forget it. What experience do you have? 184 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,251 It's 'cause I'm black. That's what the thing is. 185 00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:28,690 Hey, yo, I don't believe this. 186 00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:32,121 The news station won't let me come on to talk about the petition. 187 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:36,027 Will, Will, Will. 188 00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:40,263 Haven't you learned anything living with me the past two years? 189 00:12:41,272 --> 00:12:43,172 What, you mean other than the words to Mandy? 190 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,704 I'm talking about The Art of Negotiation... 191 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,409 and I'll be glad to share my wisdom with you. 192 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:52,480 No, no, no. Last time you shared something with me... 193 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:54,279 I was on antibiotics for two weeks. 194 00:12:56,921 --> 00:12:59,219 - Hi, boys. - Hey, what's going on, Uncle Phil? 195 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:02,919 So, Will. Have any luck down at the news station? 196 00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:04,991 No, Uncle Phil. It was kind of weird, too. 197 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:08,590 It was like no matter how much sense I was making, the dude wouldn't listen. 198 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:11,794 I don't know, it was almost like a... 199 00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:14,931 discrimination type thing or something. I don't know. 200 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,133 Boy, I wish I knew a lawyer. 201 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,044 What are you talking about? Y ou know me. 202 00:13:21,112 --> 00:13:22,238 - Y ou? - Y eah. 203 00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:25,510 No, Uncle Phil, I mean, you're this big-time lawyer and everything. 204 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,381 I mean, you ain't got time to help us little guys fight the system. 205 00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:31,388 I mean, now, you did back in the day though. Y ou was the man back then. 206 00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:32,889 But, you know, now... 207 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:35,619 Don't even worry about it, Uncle Phil. It's all right. 208 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:41,290 We sha// overcome 209 00:13:41,632 --> 00:13:44,601 Wait a minute, Will, who'd you meet with down there at the station? 210 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,330 Some producer named Howard, Uncle Phil. 211 00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:48,770 Well, I think it's time you and I pay Howard another visit. 212 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,808 - Y es, sir, it is. - Nobody pushes my nephew around... 213 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,570 - and gets away with it. - No, sir, they do not. 214 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:54,543 I will slap that place with so many class-action suits... 215 00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:55,579 they won't know what hit them. 216 00:13:55,646 --> 00:13:56,635 - We//... - Come on! 217 00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:03,420 Hi, everyone. Did Will tell you the good news? 218 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,479 - What? - I got a job. 219 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:08,424 - Hallelujah! - Praise Jesus, let's go, Uncle Phil. 220 00:14:08,526 --> 00:14:12,121 No, no, no, wait a minute. Now, it's not every day that my little baby gets a job. 221 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:14,687 - So, what will you be doing? - Okay, try to guess. 222 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,896 A limo will pick me up and take me home. 223 00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:22,329 I'll make lots of money, and I'll only have to work an hour a day. 224 00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:26,672 Oh, my God! She's gonna be a hooker! 225 00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:32,440 No, you idiot. I'm gonna be a weather girl. 226 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,249 That is so great. Get going, let's go, Uncle Phil. 227 00:14:35,319 --> 00:14:37,947 What a surprise! Y ou know, I didn't even know you were up for the job. 228 00:14:38,022 --> 00:14:40,752 Well, I wasn't. It's all thanks to Will. 229 00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:43,020 Unlike you who kicked me when I was down... 230 00:14:43,494 --> 00:14:47,897 Will took me by the hand and led me to the news station to meet Trevor Collins. 231 00:14:48,466 --> 00:14:50,957 And, while I was there this guy, Howard, offered me the job. 232 00:14:51,035 --> 00:14:52,593 I love Howard. 233 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,161 Whoa, whoa, Uncle Phil, come on, remember Howard's the enemy. 234 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,604 Shut up, Will. 235 00:14:56,941 --> 00:14:58,238 Howard's a god. 236 00:14:59,477 --> 00:15:01,707 He performed a miracle. Hilary's working. 237 00:15:01,779 --> 00:15:04,111 With any luck, she'll be off my property before I'm dead. 238 00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:07,484 So, sweetheart, tell me about this Howard. 239 00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:09,549 Does he like cashmere? 240 00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:21,620 My man, Carlton. What's up with this negotiating thing, man? 241 00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:26,336 Hop on one foot and say, "Carlton is king." 242 00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:28,836 Y ou know, I got a better idea. 243 00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:31,170 How about I squeeze your neck till your head pops off? 244 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,905 See, you're negotiating already. 245 00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:44,287 Y ou guys are the greatest. Thanks for making sure I got here okay. 246 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,255 Come on, Hil, that's what family's for. 247 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,157 And besides, we never would have gotten past security without you. 248 00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:51,695 - I don't understand. - We were counting on that. 249 00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:58,999 Hi, Carla, any calls? 250 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,873 All right, come on, man, let's break. 251 00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:05,431 I'm gonna demand to get on the air. 252 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:08,536 Will, has all that hot sauce finally gone to your brain? 253 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,881 Look, there's a right way to negotiate and a wrong way. 254 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,817 Observe the right way. 255 00:16:15,186 --> 00:16:16,813 Hi, I'm here to see Howard. 256 00:16:16,954 --> 00:16:18,615 - Y our name? - Bryant. 257 00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:21,591 Bryant Gumbel. 258 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:25,056 And I'm Patti LaBelle. 259 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:27,859 Beat it. 260 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:31,860 Look, Patti, you seem like a no-nonsense kind of slimmy, right? 261 00:16:31,936 --> 00:16:33,767 So, I'm gonna give it to you straight. 262 00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:36,702 Will, you gotta lie to get what you want. 263 00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:39,140 Didn't you watch the Republican convention? 264 00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:44,004 Carlton, don't make me come down there. 265 00:16:46,617 --> 00:16:49,643 Look, it's like this. I need 30 seconds on the air... 266 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,018 to talk about why the rec center shouldn't be torn down... 267 00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:54,683 and I don't care if I gotta force my way on the set to get it. 268 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:56,249 Let me get this straight. 269 00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:59,296 Y ou want to storm the set, disrupt a live newscast... 270 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,831 and jeopardize the credibility of this station. 271 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:04,265 - Y es. - Will you be needing wardrobe? 272 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,238 Five minutes to air, everybody. 273 00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:14,636 Oh, Hilary, before you go on... 274 00:17:14,712 --> 00:17:17,681 I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Dan Rather. 275 00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:19,582 Wet your lips. 276 00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:23,315 Thank you. 277 00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:36,090 - So, how do you like the jacket? - Incredible. 278 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:38,734 Makes me look really buffed. 279 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,238 It sure does. 280 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,400 Hi, I'm Hilary Banks, I'm your new weather girl. 281 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:46,704 Well, welcome aboard. 282 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:50,941 Y ou know the last person who had your job was really special to me. 283 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,882 I'm gonna miss Lou. 284 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:55,651 - I thought his name was Jack. - Whatever. 285 00:17:58,289 --> 00:17:59,347 Wow! 286 00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:01,751 I know. 287 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:07,092 Hi, I'm Trevor Collins and these are my real teeth. 288 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,026 - Wow! - I know. 289 00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:16,969 My God, you have incredible eyes. 290 00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:20,607 - Really? - Y es, I can see myself in them. 291 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,508 Don't blink. 292 00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,412 And to conclude our story on the homeless... 293 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:32,684 I'd like to leave you with something a young girl named Dorothy once said... 294 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:35,785 "There's no place like home, Auntie Em... 295 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,658 "there's no place like home." 296 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:41,658 Trevor. 297 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:45,557 Well, on a brighter note, Jack, our weather man, died. 298 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:49,937 So, it is now with great pleasure that I introduce the newest addition... 299 00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:53,204 to the News and Action team, Hilary Banks. 300 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:57,106 - How's it looking for tonight? - Very promising. 301 00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:06,980 Here in Southern California, we're experiencing a warm front... 302 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,616 with increasing humidity. 303 00:19:08,726 --> 00:19:11,217 That's right, girls, it's a frizzy-hair day. 304 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,196 Looking at the nation, oh... 305 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:22,933 Looking at the nation, there's a cold front blowing in from the Atlantic... 306 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,933 with a high probability of rain in the Midwest. 307 00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:31,337 The South, however, will enjoy pleasant and sunny weather. 308 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:34,980 So, if you're planning on going to the beaches, remember... 309 00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:38,317 you can help keep America beautiful with two simple words... 310 00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:39,686 Jenny Craig. 311 00:19:43,794 --> 00:19:47,230 Now, let's go look at our big board for the local weather for the week. 312 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,057 Will! 313 00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:53,232 That's right, Will Smith here on community feedback. 314 00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:56,637 Today's topic is the petition to save the Los Angeles Rec Center. 315 00:19:56,707 --> 00:20:00,165 See, the rec center for a lot of us is, you know, it's like a home away from home. 316 00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,007 The people down there, they understand us... 317 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:03,569 and they help keep us out of trouble. 318 00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:06,241 Just hand me the mike and we'll pretend this never happened. 319 00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:10,543 Oh, my God, can we get a close-up? 320 00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:14,657 I am so choked up at this moment. 321 00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:20,263 Howard, the producer, has just asked me if he can sign the petition live on the air. 322 00:20:20,331 --> 00:20:23,061 - What? - And, of course, the answer is yes. 323 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:27,168 Talk about a leader. 324 00:20:27,238 --> 00:20:30,264 Talk about a man that's here to support his community. 325 00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,101 Thank you, Howard. 326 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,846 Now for those of you that want to follow in Howard's footsteps there's still time. 327 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,579 Y ou can get down to the LA Rec Center and sign a petition... 328 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:45,417 and show our kids that we really care. Thank you. 329 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,550 Well, as I can see, my time has run out. Trevor. 330 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:52,353 No wonder they love me, man. 331 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:56,225 Well, thank you for that commentary... 332 00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,729 and please remember to put back my blazer. 333 00:21:01,038 --> 00:21:04,098 Hilary, thank you for that delightful forecast. 334 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,811 We will certainly be looking forward to seeing more of your warm front. 335 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,377 I mean, the warm front. 336 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,815 Well, from all of us here on News and Action... 337 00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:21,016 good night and Godspeed. 338 00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,064 - Hi, Will. - Hey, what's going on, Hil? 339 00:21:31,135 --> 00:21:32,466 Why aren't you in bed? 340 00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:37,104 Uncle Phil saw the news and he threatened to kill me in my sleep. 341 00:21:38,442 --> 00:21:39,875 That's nice. 342 00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:43,705 - With a big butcher knife. - Good for you. 343 00:21:45,983 --> 00:21:48,577 - Hilary, your hair's on fire. - Thanks. 344 00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:54,146 Y ou know, Will, life doesn't get any better than this. 345 00:21:54,725 --> 00:21:58,821 I mean, I have a great job, I met a great guy... 346 00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:02,731 and I have the thinnest ankles of any girl I know. 347 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:09,205 So, you mean you're not mad at me for messing up your first day? 348 00:22:09,273 --> 00:22:10,331 Of course not. 349 00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:13,672 I mean, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have got the job in the first place. 350 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,339 Thanks a lot, Hil. I'm proud of you. 351 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:19,778 Y ou know, I'm kind of proud of myself. 352 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:23,786 For the first time I feel like I know what it means to be an independent woman. 353 00:22:26,357 --> 00:22:28,655 I think I'm gonna go back to my little pool house... 354 00:22:28,726 --> 00:22:31,718 and toast myself with a glass of champagne. 355 00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:33,763 - Good night, Hil. - Good night, Will. 356 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:40,761 - Good night, Trevor. - Good night and Godspeed. 357 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,112 Well, for all of us here at News and Action... 358 00:22:51,181 --> 00:22:53,581 good night and Godspeed. 359 00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,482 Another one in the can. 360 00:22:58,555 --> 00:23:00,819 - Y es, you're in awe of me, aren't you? - I am. 361 00:23:00,891 --> 00:23:02,620 - Y ou're the best. - I'm a god. 362 00:23:03,494 --> 00:23:04,927 Y ou're very good. 363 00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:06,426 - Exce/ente. - Y es. 364 00:23:06,497 --> 00:23:07,930 Cut. Pretty good.